VC playbook: build a portfolio of rapid growth companies, spread a bunch of cash around; expect most to fail but one or a few are huge successes in a short time frame; repeat.

Parent playbook: no real repeatable systems, slow organic growth, everyone succeeds, likely no unicorns, one-and-done.

You cannot engineer and scale parenting.

Here's a guy who thinks of his kids as products. And things he does and they do as features.