Infinite loops and missing dependencies are/were issues with `componentDidUpdate`/`componentWillUpdate` and `componentDidMount` as well, though. On the plus side, you now have a linter which can both point out these errors and automatically fix them for you. I agree that the whole thing is a bit leaky and dumb though, but there's no way to fix that without introducing some sort of compilation/optimization step and afaik the React guys aren't really considering that at the moment.
>Weird, unexpected reference issues
Not sure I've run into this before. Do you have any examples?
>strange programming patterns, a team member having to write a terrifying novel
The first bit seems like personal preference or something, not sure what you're referring to as strange. The `useEffect` novel exists because a ton of people had built up their (incorrect) mental model of how React works with lifecycle methods and were making mistakes or running into unexpected behaviour because they assumed `useEffect` was the exact same thing as `componentDidMount`.