LOL I was looking for robots.txt or humans.txt on http://www.humansnotinvited.com. I was disappointed to find neither!
robots.txt
/* TEAM */
Your title: Chief Robot
humans.txt
user-agent:*
Disallow: /*They have ... something here: https://dbrand.com/humans.txt and nothing special here: https://dbrand.com/robots.txt
It's hexadecimal, its translates to the below (cut out the middle because it's massive)
There are no humans at dbrand. Below, you will find a list of credits for all past, present, and future robots of dbrand.
robot011 robot012 ... robot998 robot999
Never forget: The more money you spend, the richer we get.
Now get back to work.