> They have ... something here: https://dbrand.com/humans.txt

It's hexadecimal, its translates to the below (cut out the middle because it's massive)

There are no humans at dbrand. Below, you will find a list of credits for all past, present, and future robots of dbrand.

robot011 robot012 ... robot998 robot999

Never forget: The more money you spend, the richer we get.

Now get back to work.