(It makes me wonder if, e.g. 50 or 60 years from now, people will be finding abandoned Teslas and such and trying to get them moving again.)
Unfortunately, not in the case of Tesla.
Every subsystem is a computer, even the door handles.
Also, the battery is at the wheel level, so Teslas are more prone to flood damage than any other car.
If you buy a Tesla, get a warranty.
A Tesla Model 3 suffered a catastrophic failure while parked[1], I have no idea how people expect them to last 70 years in storage. That's not just a Tesla issue BTW, but all modern cars with too many computers.
OTOH, old school ICE cars are much simpler to get started if they've been sitting for 70 years. Replace battery, sparkplugs, fluids, gaskets and any other rubber bits and flip the ignition. Done.
[1] https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a30361800/tesla-model-3-lo...
Then again maybe I'm being naive. Lightning strikes happen, power supply glitches happen, and the lack of schematics and source code would indeed be a huge barrier to debugging. Unless somebody develops AI-enabled JTAG reverse-engineering systems in the future.
https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a30361800/tesla-model-3-lo...