> Workloads w/ serverless compute (aka Lambda) due to how well it fits with the connection model, provisioning model, etc.
This is only true for AWS. Azure functions share resources and don't have this issue.
The speed is actually quite sad. Its 5-10x slower than my other databases at p95, and I can't throw money at the problem on the write side. Reads I can use DAX, but then there goes consistency.