While reading it, I felt like it was a cute/short marketing story. So, I wasn't surprised at all to read the last paragraph (Working for hirelite, a better interview process blahblah)
R: I noticed you are located in Jersey City, but this job is in New York. If you get this job, how long would it take you to relocate?
Me: I'm confused.
R: My client wants people onsite. No remote workers.
Me: I live 15-25 minutes away from lower Manhattan [where the client is located]. I take the PATH train there every day.
R: I see, but my client wants people located in NY. They are quite clear on this. You aren't even in the same state.
Me (having no intention of moving): I'll need to give my landlord 30 days notice.
Just humor recruiters. It's not their fault they have no clue. If they ask you to rate yourself on a scale of 9-10, say "11". If they have no idea of American geography, tell them you will relocate.