Only an 18 year old could consider a Tesla ancient.
My vehicle is 18 years old, so I couldn't figure out if that comment was sarcastic or not.
Shoot I learned to drive on a Ford Bronco that was as old as I was. My friend's mom was still driving an ancient Toyota Tracel until maybe ~3-4 years ago.
Get off my lawn, etc...
Ancient for a Tesla. I had a Prius that was near my age previously.
Besides, in the tech world, JS frameworks become ancient in months.
Again, only an 18 year old.
I wouldn't call teslas ancient by any sort of term. Maybe a car from the mid early 90s now.
I've showed my age.
One day you will appreciate your paycheck. That day is not today.
I very much appreciate it, which is why I cherish its contents. The Tesla ended up being cheaper for my commute than most gas cars, so I at least have an excuse.