> Why bother adding the ability to control how things align things to the bottom of the page if the point is simply to stream text on to a screen for someone to read the content?
If the point was simply to stream text on to a screen for someone to read, we wouldn't need CSS to begin with.
> and no one really needed to align things to the bottom of the page.
Documents have footers. Most company webpages have useful information in their footers. I think it is reasonable that a web formatting spec offers the tools to properly format these footers. And formatting a footer is not as simple as just "adding text at the end of the content". Yet, it is also not very difficult to specify how it should properly work.
This is just another example to illustrate that the CSS standardization process has been hopelessly lagging for very straightforward use-cases.