I was shooting my brothers brand new shotgun (1) ("here, try this") when I backed up and stepped on a fire ant hill. I was getting stung but I didn't know how to make the gun safe so I couldn't just drop it. My brother had to run to my aid and take it. Its funny now but certainly not at the time.

I hate fire ants.

(1) We shot skeet for 6 days in a row! Happy times.