Ditto for computer programs: they always do exactly what you tell them to do, which is rarely what you really want.
Ditto for computer programs: they always do exactly what you tell them to do, which is rarely what you really want.
I guess this is a joke since I think you are good at programming, but on a more serious note if anyone actually has this problem they might want to change to a different language.
With a few different languages I actually feel they do what I want 99% of the time or more.
I'll leave out naming any names here as I'm not trying to change anyone who is currently happy where they are.
Donald Knuth famously wrote: "Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.", see also: the doctrine of testing.
Ironically, the first ever computer bug does not fit your claim [0].