Lol. Tell me all the good things about Windows for developers starting with automating the install and packages for setting up a new workstation.
Also, for a long time, all a .net dev needed was Visual Studio, so setting up a workstation for a developer was really, really simple.
Half the guys I know keep a bash file and all their vi configs on the cloud so they can move them over.
Honestly, when I did windows dev ~2008-2012 it was friggin -easy-. It literally "just worked". Way more so than osx obliterating it's compiler every update.