It's currently the middle of the day, and my microphone has a visibly bright blue LED that I can't disable without dismantling it or unplugging it.
When I turn my monitor off at night, it has a flashing white LED, presumably to assure me that it is in standby for when I wake back up and decide to turn my computer on again. A note for any readers: to disable this LED, you need to turn the monitor off by navigating through the menu and choosing 'monitor off', and not by hitting the power button itself.
My router and modem light up the other side of my apartment with red and blue flashing lights.
The solution seems to be to cover everything up with unsightly black tape. That will solve everything except for the microphone, which has its LED buried deep within its bowels somewhere.