It's likely you could continue to narrow things down via KYC data; location, past trading history, etc.
Sell a call spread, buy a put spread, do a diagonal calendar...
The more relevant question is "does the SEC employ people aware of the various techniques available", to which the answer is "of course".
There are certainly some strong employees as well, but they have only so much time.
An objection that, while true, doesn't impact "will they go after Bitcoin scammers" much. If anything, it's precisely the sort of thing they'd prefer to do over fighting with industry.
If you don't leave evidence for a targeted inspection against you, it wouldn't help them to be able to narrow it down to "you probably did it" if they couldn't clear the "reasonable doubt" hurdle.
Regulators already surveil and request records in respect of trading activity following corporate actions. No warrant needed.
There's nothing to hide after the fact. Dump the burner computer you used for the hack when you're done and never log in to the accounts, VPNs and VPSs you used again.
That you have the money is an open and legal fact, so you don't have to conceal anything really.
Yes, one can find examples of incompetence and inefficiency if one looks, but one can find the opposite as well. I think a blanket attitude of government == inefficient incompetence is an unhelpful one, and a major part of how you get DMVs that deserve the purgatory comparison.
That's what efficiency looks like. Each transaction took a small amount of time, the clerks processed each one efficiently and had little downtime between them. Each clerk was maximally utilized, and the DMV was fully utilized all day.
A DMV where you could walk into at any time and a clerk was available to help you immediately would be incredibly inefficient: it would have too many clerks who were being paid to stand there not working. Convenient, yes, efficient, no.