Maybe. Right now this reads like a glorified shopping list. It's coherent, but actually sounding human also requires a theory of mind.
E.g. I explain here why it's possible for written statements to be objectively insightful, informative, interesting, or funny, but objectively in a way that's relational to other information or beliefs. The implication being that statements are only going to seem subjectively funny or insightful (or whatever) to others who have that knowledge or those beliefs, which means that you can't reliably create those subjective experiences in a reader without having some sort of theory of mind for them.
I guess you can create content that's funny or insightful relative to that content itself, but that's not especially useful. It's entertaining at the time, but the experience is more like seeing a movie that you laugh a lot during but then leave and are kind of like what was the point? It's an empty experience because it wasn't transformative.
I definitely don't think it's impossible, but I also don't think it's a matter of just adding a couple more if-else statements.
https://alexkrupp.typepad.com/sensemaking/2010/06/how-writin...