Savaged by Systemd: An Erotic Unix Encounter

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29 points·DyslexicAtheist··8 comments

please don't miss out on the glorious reviews:

> When I discovered this book, it unlocked the full erotic potential of what an init system could could be. Since buying this book, I'm filled with desire to migrate and unify everything in Systemd. I want my console in systemd. I want my mount in systemd. I want my syslogs in systemd, saved as binary data because I love my troubleshooting rough. Even my bootmanger should be in systemd (so very, very soon).

If there weren't laws against it, I would even dare say: I want Emacs in Systemd.

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Emacs in systemd: https://emacsredux.com/blog/2020/07/16/running-emacs-with-sy...

Can’t decide which Jurassic Park wisdom applies to this: “they were so worried about whether they could that they didn’t consider whether they should” or “Life, uh finds a way”

See also his book git commit murder ("If Agatha Christie ran Unix cons"):

* https://mwl.io/fiction/crime

I have a copy of this, it was surreal. Would suggest as a gag gift for someone that isn't easily offended.

If you enjoy fantastical humorous erotica, you may enjoy the works of the incredibly prolific Chuck Tingle - or at any rate, their titles:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle

Just reading the reviews was oddly satisfying.

This made my day. Thank you so much

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