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Ruby is only 25, but Haskell is 30.

Nope, that happened 5 years later.

And JavaScript and Python, and a whole host of languages that didn't care about strong typing

None of these were the first untyped languages, or even the first widely used untyped languages.

In fact none of them are "untyped". They are strongly typed.

BCPL could conceivably be described as untyped.

Ruby and Python are both strongly typed. They are not statically typed.