On the flip side, you wouldn't be any less dead if you fell into Jupiter and that's a lot easier to get to
Great way to go, all things considered.
1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-hiding_theorem
2. ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole_information_paradox
Just the sheer massive size of a turbulent, harsh planet that covers all the horizon... The world becomes flat much faster near such a planet.