ah! I wish I was this clever--sadly, I am just bad at writing...
btw, "Lo and Behold (Reveries of the Connected World)" is the name of a documentary by Werner Herzog about the history of the Internet. "LO" was the first text sent on UCLA's Internet test. They probably intended to enter "LOGIN" but the network crashed. :)
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lo_and_behold_reveries_of_t...