God, reading these comments generates inspiration in me to create a pristine, beautiful language for you all to lust over. Lolol
Even with category theory, the overwhelming emphasis is on using it for proof rather than for its expressiveness. A fun example... from a very collegial course in pre-Covid January, sniff... Categories work over PreSets - no predicate of member equality required. But say I claim to be handing you a PreSet. You can't verify that claim. Your ability to prove anything is very limited. Sad for mathematicians. But fine as API. But that's not where attention is.