Also, I would add:
I love clean code and auto-linting via perfectionist code rules that also auto-realign code to my standards of beauty.
I love using vim because it fits my self automation behavior and I've optimized it so much that I cannot use any other IDE without breaking things.
I am a Linux guy and I hate it when coworkers are too stupid for utf8 encoding.
I love tabs, not spaces and I don't understand it when coworkers are not able to setup a simple editorconfig file, hence integrate it in their "IDE".
I love working during the night because nobody is standing in my door while asking me whether I got that email two minutes ago.