Just because you lack the ability to imagine something like that it does not mean that it is impossible. Sadly this kind of sentiment seems to be way too common in tech.
And yes, just about anything non-lexical lifetimes can do you can do with static analysis. But the set of things you can do with Rust includes things that need explicit lifetime annotations, which C doesn't have.
If you're the only person smart enough to solve the $64B problem so everyone can start writing safe and backwards compatible code in C/C++, please, go right ahead.