You don't seem to think very highly of other people. You could also phrase it as "if you have any possible risk factor, you should lock yourself away so me and my friends can build up herd immunity so you don't have to", just as the article said.
We're packed in this bar pounding beers with my dudebros...so we can build up immunity!
I got on my bike and road to Sturgis with 50k other bikers...so we can herd up some immunity!
I'm out here maskless and not social distancing, threatening people for not opening schools and complaining about not getting a haircut...how else can we get immune!
I think my read on other people is pretty spot on.