Earth-Moon Fire Pole
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5yo mind: The Moon is up, so if you have a fire pole, you slide down, to Earth! How long does that take?
(Years of KSP experience later...)
Oof... Up isn't really what I thought up was, and neither is down. It makes more sense now, and almost less sense at the same time if you try to explain it to anyone.
Curiously, it doesn't answer the question.
Unfortunately, Randall hasn't added any posts since then.
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