Buyer of SCO assets mistakenly thinks it bought Unix trademarks
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I would go as far as saying it's a front for Microsoft. Much like SCO was a Microsoft puppet.
Please stop. I've read the article. I don't care in the slightest which part you found most amusing.
A one line summary or representative quote serves the same function a secondary title would in a newspaper or magazine article, or whatever those large, bold, extracted sentences are called in print articles. (Edit: they are called pull quotes.)
In this case the title, plus the source, plus this quote let's me know the tone article.
It's nice when people quote from the article and then discuss something, but just quoting...