I have javascript disabled, and the regular page loads immediately for me with all of the story shown.
Try sometimes to use links -g and you'll see how web can feel like browsing local resources, if you have a decent connection. Some sites will not work, but it kinda works as quality filter. If only links would support tabbed browsing.
I look at the pages that other people load, and those bouncing ads, videos, and whatnot.... I simply use a different Internet than others.