That gave me a laugh. I don't have any experience with Mathematica, but everytime I see it mentioned (usually on HN) I'm amazed at the sheer breadth the system is capable of. The amount of use cases and possibilities blows my mind.
Use ImageInstanceQ[image, object], where image is the image and object is "caprine animal". [0] [1]
[0] https://reference.wolfram.com/language/ref/ImageInstanceQ.ht...
[1] https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/71631/upgoat-or...
On the one hand, it's perfectly built to spec and satisfied all requirements given by the customer.
On the other hand, you know it's incredibly fragile, and that the customer actually wants something different.