Nice pun. But I think Java will have a bright future with Project Loom coming.
It's always nice to take a break, relax, have a glass of water and not think about programming languages, especially on a Saturday.
Time to recalibrate the language confirmation bias and reset the adrenaline in you when your favourite language reaches top of Hacker News.
Hmm. Some folks have hacked the Rust macro system to get whitespace-sensitivity for embedded Python. https://blog.m-ou.se/writing-python-inside-rust-1/ I wonder how much of the CoffeeScript syntax you could pack in there...
As soon as I saw the source of the article, I knew it was not going to be about coding.
The entire coffee-naming scheme of software products is imho really the most unimaginative marketing thing that ever happened in computing.