Unless Stoll upsells an ACME 4th dimensional rotator unit?
(Limit 1 per customer. Subject to availability and export controls.
ACME regrets to inform its amiable clientele that a recent site visit to our manufacturer for the new Banach-Tarski Playkit has revealed that although the raw spheres have been delivered and are in-process, they are likely to remain on backorder for an unbounded amount of time.)