When my sister lost the "sensor bar" on her Wii I showed her how to use a pair of candles to replace it. The sensor bar is just a a set of IR lights that the camera on the wii-mote detects.
For my undergrad, we had a cross-major project to build a robot that shot pingpong balls at various targets that were tagged with IR lights. We used 2 wiimotes to calculate the 3D space.
What could go wrong!?
And will provide a convenient excuse why I was unable to return that serve.
Look, it wasn't my fault, ok?