It's either a problem that is hard to optimize or people lack the skills... though if they've managed to migrate to a quantum computer they probably have the skills necessary.
1500x is a impressive speedup (1500 min to 2 min)
Also - MYSQL SELECT is a I/O problem, bash scripts usually are not CPU problems... not the kind of things a quantum computer would even apply...
It's a very mediocre grocery store. I'm glad I don't see ads anymore because their marketing is always terrible. Their mascot is some guy named Darryl. Ugh I don't care for SOF. Their produce sucks too.
I'm genetically minded to be skeptical of QC. The question isn't outrageous, even for a believer.
Writing a garbage SQL query and getting it back faster might be worth it over optimising it - especially if the questions aren't regularly repeated.