"Okay, you got me there." - it was not really intended as a trick - sorry for the wording.
As for the trivial hash - now I scrolled down the page on Wikipedia, indeed. I never thought of it this way. (That an identity function on an integer would deserve to be called a hash function :-)
The part that got me was the initial sentence about hash function converting "large, possibly variable amount of data" into a "small datum". As "large" and "small" are implied to be of different sizes, I glazed over a possibility of identity function there.
Thanks!