John McAfee Arrested in Spain on US Criminal Charges

The very rich cheat the poor for decades and transfer trillions to themselves outright recently, but the cudgel government tools feel the need to imprison this little fish for not paying taxes on some ICOs. I can already hear the backup excuse along the lines of Those rascally, non-state currencies are terrorist threats to national securitah! if the undisclosed promotion charges don't stick.

1. Perhaps he should've renounced his citizenship and put any US-held assets to trusts?

2. If he whipped out the mustard, sauerkraut, and relish, would that have helped?

I look forward to the legal analysis on LegalEagle and LawfulMasses.