The way privacy protection works is first they take your privacy and then try their best to protect it. How can they protect something they don't have ?
But they added multiple layers of military grade encryption!
Alexa products are designed to protect your privacy. They are built with privacy in mind!
I think you're too subtle and are being Poe-lawed here.
Thanks. I learnt about Poe's Law today.
Also, "It's all on your own terms" on a amazon website begins to sound like a threat. :D
Depending on the specifics of the implementation, and who you trust, it may not be ironic at all. Securing a surveillance camera feed isn't exactly difficult.