"But I'm also willing to bet you're reading this on a phone."
How much are you willing to bet?
What is interesting about this website is that it isn't accessible via https, archive.org nor search engine cache.
These increasingly rare holdout sites cause me to take note of just how much I have had to change the software and configurations I use in order to accomodate the rise of manadatory TLS use (at least on sites posted to HN).