I want one of these. I promise to take much better care of it than this other human, since it would be invaluable for me to have connectivity from the countryside :)
Edit: An no reason we can't stick GPUs on an airplane, they aren't heavy.
[1] Not that Starlink wouldn't suffice in practice, but I assume Starlink probably won't want to cater to those customers with fancy, bespoke contract terms.
[2] And perhaps simpler equipment and maintenance in terms of fleet commonality. AFAIU, currently domestic service is via cellular and international service, where it's provided, is via satellite.
Yes you have to teether with your phone, but when 10GB only cost like $6 USD, you can make it work.