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1 to tell the user to file a super extensive bugzilla ticket backtracking all the history of the light bulb like on/off frequency, usage, etc.

1 who says they should rewire the entire house electrical wiring in Rust.

1 who says that more light bulbs can be found in the usual place: a drawer called /etc, or /usr, or /usr/local/, or /opt, or...

1 from the lamp maintenance company to say that this doesn't violate the lamp specifications and close the ticket.

> 1 who says they should rewire the entire house electrical wiring in Rust.

1 person who will protest against Rust and will write it in PHP.

666 people suffering the bulb.php that when turned on or off will consult a ten thousand entry long list of stuff that might happen.

> 1 person who will protest against Rust and will write it in PHP.

1 person who will protest against PHP and will write it in Node.js, bringing a hundred miles of wire along with it