That's nothing. Welcome to Sweden:
https://katastrofalaomslag.blogspot.com/search/label/Dansban...
Fun fact: the reason that Swedish dance bands[1] dressed so f*ed up is that there was a tax deduction for stage clothes that could obviously not be worn off stage.
Result: https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/uTKO3VfN8Z3acjfEltK4...