* A description of what SEO actually is
* Any mention of how SEO came to exist
* Even a hint that figuring out which search result to return might be hard to do, or that the process might be game-able
If I only read this article, I would be pretty justified in walking away from it wondering why search engines or the government don't just "ban SEO" and call it a day.
When you get past the cats eating blueberries and anal beads parts, the article is mostly a high level recount of the ways SEO has evolved over time and how Google has made changes to its search algorithm to fight spammy websites. The author then concludes that there is still hope, because the EU has fined Google a few times. What?