Do you have $100M to invest? The rules are completely different for institutional investors and high-net-worth individuals. Generally if you're looking at "the verbiage on their site" you are not the target market for such services, and the products available to you are completely different from the products available to them. My wife's job is all conducted over the phone; when I was working for a company that sold software to hedge funds, our website was blank (and just gave a phone number to call).