At-home, 15-minute COVID test available for sale

So imagine: You sit at home, you paranoid from lockdown allready. You order this 15min home test. Parcel is at your door. You open the box. You stick test in your nose or your ass, whatever it takes. 15min you got a ressult NEGATIVE. Yeah cool, alles kool.

Outside is quarantine, lockdown everything is closed and you can get coronavirus and bring it home.

Hollywood movie studio is closed and will not release new part of: Home Alone - 15min Test

You are Alone in your own movie.