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Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about money no more.

Likewise, the film Forrest Gump should not be considered sound investment advice

Forrest Gump is from 1995. Apple had barely begun going up then.

OMG. Back of the envelop. $5K into $APPL because Forrest Gump did would be more than $5M today. [1]