> A store of value protected from (and even a beneficiary of) government mismanagement, central bank mismanagement, corporate mismanagement, etc.

Precious Gold/ Silver is way more adverse to risk than crypto and actually exists as a physical good.

> My homes value can be wrecked by a variety of government or central bank policies.

Crypto can be affected by those things also. I see the utility in certain aspects, but I don't understand the gold rush when there a lot better decentralized currencies.