No way this is happening for real...he's suing /u/DeepFuckingValue because he took a loss trading?
Then what's next? Suing your state's DoT every time you get a flat on the road?
[1]: If anyone’s curious, I was compelled to drive over a mile on a tire rapidly losing air because of a pothole that should have been patched before they started highway construction that day. Both shoulders were blocked by barriers, the busy highway had been narrowed to two lanes, and the very deep/sharp pothole was just past an exit, so I could do nothing but speed (carefully) through a construction zone to get to the next exit before my tire went completely flat.
They usually get tossed out pretty quickly.
"In 2016, an Illinois man sued Starbucks for misrepresenting the amount of liquid contained in its cold drinks. ... The judge agreed with Starbucks' argument that a reasonable consumer who orders an iced drink expects the drink to contain both liquid and ice."