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The correct haircut for a bald man is muscles.

The correct haircut for any man is muscles.

This. Muscle plus personality is 100x more attractive than hair. 2 things you can control (generally)

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Tattoos also, as that complements the look.

Nah, it's 1) age and 2) height - none of which you can control.