Of course, I don't know what I'm talking about.
[0] Factorization had a history of speedups, both theoretical and practical. It doesn't really affect the practical security but always comes at a cost of either decreasing confidence or constantly increasing the keysize, so I won't be too surprised if Schnorr really has new insights to speed it up further. In fact, "We need something with a better security record than RSA" was one of the main arguments for transitioning to ECC - which has already completed at large on today's Internet, RSA is only used for digital signature, almost all key exchanges are ECC now. You can't decrypt post-2016 web traffic by breaking RSA.