> Please respond to the strongest plausible interpretation of what someone says, not a weaker one that's easier to criticize. Assume good faith.
This is not the strongest plausible interpretation of what he said --
He's not asking for people to not develop async code. He's asking for them to not hide it in synchronous code.
If you're expecting a blocking system call, and actually get a brand new background thread that's polling, it's quite reasonable to be frustrated.