I was referring to your argument that "popularity contests don't think much of unpopular (i.e. minority) forks".
> The thing called 'ethereum' at the time has always been the winner.
The thing called 'Ethereum' at the time is now called ETC, and it lost.
> every single update is a fork, and every single time two blocks are mined at the same time it's a fork.
Only updates which change consensus are considered forks. Two blocks mined at the same time is not a fork (because consensus rules have not been changed), but a temporary chain split. Forks can sometimes cause permanent splits though (ETH, Bitcoin alts) when both sides retain hashrate to mine/support it.