>• A toaster’s magnetic field is 300,000 times more powerful than the human brain’s field
>• The Earth’s magnetic field is 2,000 times more powerful than a toaster’s field
Sorry all. Does this mean that I should be letting my toaster handle the difficult problems I encounter in my life? Up or down? Lighter or darker?
Is it now potentially true that the old saying "dumber than a box of rocks" is actually a high compliment?
Since I have a lot, too many actually, of fridge magnets picked up on various vacations over the years plastered to metallic objects around my workspace, am I surrounded by artificially super-intelligent placards that spend all their time waiting for a properly formed query before they excitedly initiate a life-changing brain dump of knowledge that I could gain from no other source?
This article was funny. I am going to use this to poke fun at my vegan relatives when they attack my decision to continue enjoying bacon, steak, and tendies.