"You don’t really believe the peeing in bottles thing, do you? If that were true, nobody would work for us. The truth is that we have over a million incredible employees around the world who are proud of what they do, and have great wages and health care from day one."

The first two sentences above in Amazon's PR Tweet are so...childish? Condescending? Patronizing? I don't even know the word for the feeling I get after reading it. Who OKs a Tweet like this?!